Imran Khan: Pakistan Tehreek-e-insaf Vote SMS Bulbulay Momo

mOmO To Imran Khan: Main Tujhay Iss Saal Wo Doon Gi Pervaiz,     18june2012

Imran Khan: Woh Kiya Maan Jee?

mOmO: Wohi Jo Awaam Nay Zardari Ko Di Hai,

Imran Khan: Galiyan?

mOmO: Gali To Tujhay Kabhi Nahiin Doon Gi Imran Nazir,

Imran Khan: Imran Nazir Nahiin Imran Khan Maan Jee!

mOmO: Nahiin Main Tujhay Imran Khan Bhi Nahiin Doon Gi,

Imran Khan: Maan Jee Vote Daina Hai To Do Warna Jao!

mOmO: Aye Shawashay! Main Tujhay Vote Doongi Musharaf Puttar!

Imran Khan: Ufff;                 funny sms

from;rameezkk;Emailadderss;kingkhankk02@gmail.com

jo main bolta

  jo main bolta  hun woh main karta         18june2012
                  hun.....
aur jo nahi bolta woh main definitely
                 karta hun...........


jo main Partha hun.woh main likhta hun..


aur jo nahi Partha woh main definitely
                   Likhta hun.......






from.Qaimkhani.boys  my conncet number03123387440

Gharelo Totkay:- 1- Agr Apko C

Gharelo Totkay:-


1- Agr Apko Chunti Kaat Le
To Ap Usay Kaat Lo,
Hisab Brabar..


2 - Doodh Phat Jae
To Safaid Dhagay Se C Lo,
Kisi Ko Pta Nhi Chalay Ga..


3 - Agr Ap K Baal
Girtay Ho To
Tind Kara Lo,
Phir Nhi Girain Ge..


4 - Agr Rang Safaid KERNA Ho
To FISH Kha K MILK P Lo,
Safaid Ho Jao Ge
Or Na Hue To Design
To Ban Hi Jae Ga


Totkon Se Faida Ho


To Duao Me Khas Yad Rkhen.


Apki Pyari
Zubaida Aapa


Subah Bakhair.         from;rameezkk conncet number 03123387440

Agar apna pyar pa

Agar apna pyar pana chaty ho to apni tabyat kharb kar lo or bayhoshi k alam main apny ghr  
walo k samny us ka he naam lyta raho

(Zubaida apa k pyaar pao totkay)
                                                              from.Qaimkhani;boys;Email;Adderss;kingkhan02@gmail.com

Kya Ap Macharon S

Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain! Sone Mein Takleef Hoti Hy??                      16june2012

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To Macharo K Sone K Baad Sojaen! Zubaida Aapa K Nadan Totkay

Agr Behti hui Naa

Agr Behti hui Naak ko Shuuuuuurrrrrr kr k Oper charha Liya Jaaye To,             16june2012

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RoOmal Hamesha Saaf Rehta Hay.....

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(Zubaida Apa k Rasilay Totkay...)                 from;qaimkhani;boys;connect number03123387440

Agr ap chaey bana

Agr ap chaey banatay waqt chaey ki patti k sath thori sa tambaco Bhi dal deyn to chaey ke bad cigratte ki talab nahi hogi.

(zubeeda aapa k charsily totkay):-D

Agar Hokumat Kapr

Agar Hokumat Kapre Pheny Pe Pabandi Laga De                       16june2012

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To Khudkash Hamly Roky

Jaa Sakhte HaiN.. ;-

Zubaida Aapa K "Mulk Bachao" Totkay.. ;-)        from;rameezkk;EmailAddresskingkhan02@gmail.com

Sardion me skin

Sardion me skin kushk hojaye tu pani me haldi or milk powdr dal k ubal lain                      16june2012

Thanda hojaye tu dahi makhan dal k mixture ko phaink dain

or mouh pe cold cream laga lain:-P



Zubaida Aapa k Chakker Baz Totkay.     from;kgm;boys;conncet number03123387440

Agar Tumse Zyada

Agar Tumse Zyada Taqat Wala Shakhs                                16june2012

Tumhe Maarey aur Tum Kuch Na Kar Sako

Tu Thora Sa Door Ja K Use Lanat De Kar Bhaag Jao.

Zubaida Aapa K Intiqami Totkay,.                from;rameezkk;Email address kingkhan02@gmail.com

Apne Ghar ka sara

Apne Ghar ka sara kachra subh hone se pehly                                                16june2012

parosio k ghar k pas thora thora dal dia jay to ap ka dustbin saf rahe ga.

Zuabaida Aapa k jhgralu totkay:-)

Agar chote bache

Agar chote bache ke pait main keere ho jayen to bache ko pamper main biscuit rakh den jese hi keera biscuit khane aaye foran pakar len..

Zubaida Aapa ke Detective Totkay.. :-

Agar rishtedar mein koi larki phasani

Agar rishtedar mein koi larki                                   16june2012
phasani ho to?
Jab wo kitchen mein jaye to
peechay se ja kar uski gardan
pakar lo
Agar hans pare to samjho k
phans gai
Aur?
Agar gussa kare to shoor macha
do
Baji dar gae
Baji dar gae
Zubaida apa k aashiqaana totkay              from rameezkk;connect number03123387440

1 kishti me kaptan ny 1 lar

1 kishti me kaptan ny 1 larki ko dhamki di.k agar tum mery sath

nahi soti to me jahaz ko doob donga.

bad me us ny apny shoher ko sms kia.k

tum ko muj par fakhar KRNA chahye.me ne 600 musafaro ko 2 din me 9

dafa bachaya.
                                               from rameezkk(..);connect number03123387440

Masoom Dhamki: 1 chor chori ka

Masoom dhamki: 1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha tha k bache ki aankh khul gai bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
WaRNa Shor macha doonga.(. .);

SARDAR: Office Ja Rha Tha. Biw

SARDAR:                                                         16june2012
Office Ja Rha Tha.


Biwi Pyar Se Boli:
See U In The Evening.


SARDAR Gusse Se:
dhamki Kise De Rhi Hai,
 Mai B Tujhe Dekh Loonga.":-                                             from;/rameezkk/connect number 03123387440

jab Larki ghar se

jab larki ghr se bhagne ki dhamki de to use ganja kar do phr wo 5 maa tk wo ghr se bahir bhagna to door ghr se nikalne ka bhi nai soche gi..:-)

zubaida appa k tootky...





                                                     from; rameezkk;connect number03123387440

jab koi Larki Ghar

?"Jab Koi Larki Ghar Se Bhag Jane Ki dhamki De To Uske Maan Baap Ko Chahiye Usay Ganja Kar ke Bitha Den, 5 Maheene Tak Bhagne Ka Naam Nahi Le gi"

Zubaida Aapa Ke Totkay :)




from rameezkk                                                                           16june 2012

Inssan ka Nuksaan

Inssan ka                                                                 13june 2012
       Nuksaan                                          
Maal Aur jaan ka
chala jana nahi ;

Insan ka sab se bara
Nuksaan,

kisi ki nazar se gir jana hai;,.

Wo Messaga Nhi karte to na kreen

Wo Messaga Nhi karte to na kreen                            13june2012



         Faraaz


kisi time Bandy k
paas paisy Nahi hote;.
                                         from rameezkk

Uss ne B hammain Bus aik diye ki tarha samjha

Uss ne b hammain bs ik                   13june2012
diye ki tarha samhjha tha.

Raat gehri howi to jala diya.
subha howi to bujha diya/.
                                      from  kgm boys        

BACHA SCHOOL BUS MAIN DRIVER K PECHAY

Bacha school bus main driver k pechay betha khud se batain kar raha          time 13june 2012
tha
      agar meri maa hathni
      aur bap hathi hota to
      main aik chota hati hota. ha ha ha

  agar maa chirya aur baap chira hota to main chira hota............ha ha ha

agar maa sherni aur baap sher hot to main chota sher hota.......ha ha ha

  driver ko ghussa aa gaya aur bola
 agar teri maa kanjari aur baap harami hota to tukia hota?

 Bacha .phir main bus driver hota..
  ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
                                                                                                     
from rameez kk contcet number03123387440